Hi, I’m Davy — welcome to my little corner of the internet. Here you’ll find all the places you can track me down (just don’t tell ICE, cool?). I’m a simple guy with simple views on the world. Do I know everything? Of course not… but if you ask my two ex-wives, they’ll swear I think I do. I’m just here to make you laugh, maybe roll your eyes once or twice, and — if you stick around long enough — grow on you like a particularly stubborn fungus. Feel free to browse the shop while you’re here. The merch is solid, the prices won’t break you, and you’ll look damn good repping it (promise). As always, huge thanks for stopping by, supporting me, and helping keep my family fed and the lights on.

 

None of this happens without you, truly.